This blog is written for anyone that needs to calm down and chill. You realize you have bitten off more than you are comfortable chewing, but you need to finish the bite because it tastes so good. The muscles around your jaw are beginning to tire, just like when you accidentally took too much Raisin Bran as a kid, and you need support to get through your bite. Well ladies and gentleman, today is your lucky day as you will read about ways to chill without even leaving the compass of your own house. Let's Blog!!
1) Vicci Martinez - A Seattle native who's songs scream "Chill out man!!" She plays bars and pubs across the state all year long, has opened for musicians such as Sting, and is pretty darn chill herself!
5 Things you can do to chill!!
2) Drive to Portland - IFC launched this new series recently about a little city south of here where "young people go to retire". Hilarious!
3) Get Smart! The Khan Academy is a not-for-profit educational organization created by Salman Khan. With the stated mission of "providing a high quality education to anyone, anywhere", the Academy supplies a free online collection of over 2,000 videos on mathematics, history, finance, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, and economics. (Wikipedia). Anything you have ever wanted to know about anything...maybe even how to manage your time and priorities better...hmmmmmm.
4) Speaking of Probability - We've all heard of "Let's Make a Deal", but did we know that behind door # 4 was math? Heck no...but after seeing this I've seen the light, will always choose to swap.....AND realize my brain is not focused on chewing the bite, helping my muscles feel better. It is called the Monty Hall Problem...named after the host of the aforementioned TV Show.
5) A Quick way to calm your brain is Ice Cream....specifically Safeway Select French Salted Caramel Ice Cream. The stuff has over 230 calories per serving but it delivers a taste explosion like nothing you have ever had in your mouth...plus it'll cool your muscles as you continue to work on your bite.
BONUS - Write a Blog. When you find yourself feeling overwhelmed because your bite was more cumbersome that you first thought, write down your thoughts SOMEWHERE. Whether it be on the Internet, on your home computer, in a notebook, of your dearest diary. Get the ideas clouding your brain out of there and throw in some Vicci Martinex, Colbie Callait, or even some of the new Metallica songs (they totally sold out).
Funny for the day:
"Tell me" said the tourist to the local yokel. "Will this path take me to the main road?"
"No sir!", replied the man. "You'll have to go by yourself!"
Cheerio
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